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Hey listen, honey. I just wanted to meet a few people, you know. Have a good time. But to be honest, I’m a little freaked out.
I know I could dig a little deeper and change your settings and everything, but I really think flooding my inbox was uncalled for. We just met. Plus, in certain [...]

“If only I had the money.” he confides in his platonic friend Jenny, who secretly likes him. “Boy look at that, will you?”
“No thank you.” Jenny says.
“Come on. Look at those curves.”
Jenny gets mad. “Why don’t you just go get her then?”
The man shoulders slump. “You know a guy like me could never get a [...]