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“If only I had the money.” he confides in his platonic friend Jenny, who secretly likes him. “Boy look at that, will you?”
“No thank you.” Jenny says.
“Come on. Look at those curves.”
Jenny gets mad. “Why don’t you just go get her then?”
The man shoulders slump. “You know a guy like me could never get a [...]

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