I’m a PC User, and she’s a Mac.

“If only I had the money.” he confides in his platonic friend Jenny, who secretly likes him. “Boy look at that, will you?”

“No thank you.” Jenny says.

“Come on. Look at those curves.”

Jenny gets mad. “Why don’t you just go get her then?”

The man shoulders slump. “You know a guy like me could never get a girl like that. You need cash. I’m having trouble just paying my condo.”

“Why do you want her, anyway?’ Jenny says. “You don’t even know her. She could be a terrible person.”

“As if.” the man says. “Nothing that looks good like that can be bad.”

“How do you know?”

“I’m guessing.”

“I love you, John.”

“Look at that ass.” the man says, licking his lips. Jenny purposely spills coffee on his lap.