Transcendental MinWin

eGreetings!

As Microsoft moves to MinWin, servers gain, desktops may lose.

Transcendental meditation helped heart disease patients lower cardiac disease risks by 50%. [Sounds transcendent!]

How to optimize network management.

Are you looking for an easy way to come up with a great new domain name?

Whoa! Rob Scallon is skilled. [Now there's a REAL guitar hero.]

PlayStation 3s make excellent code crackers, it turns out. [A government agency using its intelligence, for a change!]

So there is a Chrome OS, after all. [It's just a little undercooked. Patience, patience!]

WinPatrol gives you the peace of mind to know that your computer is as protected as it can be.

Imagine a future where there will be no Eggos left to leggo! [At least we'll always have toast?]

Witness! Check out my voice recording. (make one yourself!)

Ever needed to convert .docx files to .doc? Here’s how. [Making Word documents backwards-compatible]

GoToAssist can help you provide instant support to clients, friends or family members.

Merlin Mann’s “Best of SEO” Twitter list doesn’t follow any users. [Ironic?]

Allen Iverson has been waived by the Memphis Grizzlies. [Can't hibernate for more than one month at a time.]

Check out the hottest new apps — both freeware and shareware.

Top 10 Star Trek technologies that actually came true. [Transporter isn't currently among them. Maybe next century? Millennium?

AMD (ATi) HD 5970 the new undisputed champion? [Or do you dispute it?]

Don’t become a victim of Web loyalty or coupon saving scams. ["Fine print is the (biggest) scam of all time."]

Take back parental control with freeware that allows you to decide what Web sites can be accessed from your family’s computers.

Diskeeper 2010 launched with revolutionary new feature. [It knits quilts for winter?]

Free training, a $25 JUMP rewards card, and a full copy of Expression Studio 3.

Twitter adds a stalking feature? [I'd ask how you feel about that, but I'm sure this'll help me find out!]

How does it feel to hang out with a Droid? [Sorry. The preferred nomenclature is "Artificial American."]

Verizon To AT&T: Our 3G coverage is better than yours! ["There's a map for that."]

Rediscover your computer’s true potential and performance by running a regular scan with Optimize 3.0! This little piece of software will now do more than ever before to boost your speed, increase your stability, and enhance your security.