Mind if I get something off my chest? I’ve been doing the “Rent My Chest” thing for a few years now. It started out as a joke, and I guess I never stopped laughing? No matter. I’ve retired the washable markers as of this afternoon - but RentMyChest.com has a new lease on life. In fact, if you want to rent the word “life” or “lease” on my chest, you can - or you can propose to rent “lease on life” on my chest if it’s not there yet. As of this evening, I’ve got a few hundred words that you can rent (or buy, really, as they’ll be linked indefinitely). It’s crazy, but I’m sure my chest will fill up quickly. People are already reserving their words, so it’s obvious they understand the promotional aspect of it. Then again, they could be buying the words as gag presents for friends.

Rent My Chest 2.0! No AJAX. No rounded corners. No venture capital. Just my bare chest (I swear, it’s naturally bare)! I know I’m not the hottest guy on Earth, but I believe that I have the perfect chest for your favorite word or phrase. So, if you would like to place a word on my chest, either select an unclaimed word on the site or Suggest a new word/phrase entirely. What are you waiting for? The least you can do is look, snicker, and then pass it to all your friends and co-workers. Your word will float on my chest forevermore - and nobody else can claim that word (or phrase). You even customize text color, size, and style with your purchase. I think that’s a new mole there? Better get it checked out. Do you have a link to promote? Forget about the rest of the Internet - you just need my chest.

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