What do you get for the person who has everything? Well, if you, or they, or hopefully both, have a good sense of humour (or..something..), perhaps you might want to get them the ear wax which is currently up for bid on eBay. Yes, really.

Oh, the woman who is selling it calls it “Essence of Mother”, but I know what she really meant.

After all, her listing starts out: “I had to chuckle when my wise-eyed daughter told me to share this with someone rather than discard it thoughtlessly. But, she is a true indigo kid and I have learned to listen when she gives advise. So, it is with a �what the hay� smile on my face that I offer up what is basically my essential oil - extracted through the age-old practice of ear candling.”

Hey mom, did your daughter also tell you to use a spell-checker? Because that would certainly be some wise advice.

Ok..”extracted through the age-old practice of ear candling.”

Are you grossed-out yet?

Among other things that this special..uh …”oil” includes are…

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