Have you heard about “Dog Poop Girl?” No, she’s not some new style superhero, although I do believe that her partner, Dog Poop Man, has made an appearance on “Whose Line Is It Anyways?” (couldn’t you just watch Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie for hours?)

No, Dog Poop Girl is a real live woman, from South Korea, whose real last name is Kim. And it seems that Miss Kim was on the subway one day. And her little dog, too. And much to Miss Kim’s mortification, her little dog decided that the bowels of the subway were a great place to evacuate his own bowels.

In fact, so embarrassed was she, that she ‘forgot’ to clean up after her dog.

This despite the fact that one bystander thrust a tissue at her (she thanked him and used it to wipe her little dog’s bottom, rather than the floor), and another then reminded her that she needed to clean up after her dog, and gave her a rag with which to do it. But so embarrased was she, that she instead just petted her little dog until the next stop, when she departed, leaving others to clean up the mess.

And there it would have ended, except that the fellow passenger who had provided the tissues with which she wiped her little dog’s backside also had a camera phone…

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