Ok, forget drinking and carrying nude pictures of yourself on your cell phone. There is something even more stupid that you can do. Drunk dialing, or drunk texting (text messaging) on your cell phone.

Because nothing is worse than waking up the morning after and realizing that you ran up your minutes drunk-dialing everybody you ever knew, especially all of your exes, in a fit of drunken melancholy. Allegedly.

Except maybe realizing that you sent incriminating text messages during a chorus of “everybody’s my best friend, nobody loves me” drunk texting, and those text messages now reside in perpetuity on the recipient’s phone.

Until now.

Those crafty people at Samsung, where apparently they know a thing or two about drunken excess, or at least about drunk dialing and drunk texting, have just been awarded a patent for allowing someone to send a “Delete! Delete!” command to a phone to which they have previously sent…

[Friends Don't Let Friends Dial Drunk (or Text SMS, Either), Continued]