Microsoft Windows users are the target of a particularly titillating new worm, which in turn is targeting Microsoft itself. “Watch Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt caught on TAPE! SEXY CLIP! WATCH IT!” the e-mail says. And apparently you’d be surprised by how many people can’t resist opening such an e-mail (or maybe you wouldn’t - Aunty doesn’t want to know).

Once opened, of course, you don’t get to see Angelina and Brad doing monkey monkey at all. Instead, you have just released a worm which is now going to use your computer to launch a DOS (Denial Of Service) attack against Microsoft itself, in an effort to take down the Redmond giant’s security update Web site.

Oh, and it will disable your…

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