Ms. Wahala

Skills
If you’ve got a strong resume, you may be able to leave this out of the offline version of your resume you can hand off in person, IF you’re including information about your skills in the Responsibilities section. Just make sure you also have an internet ready version.
You see, some larger companies scan your [...]

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Affiliations
If the rest of your resume is strong and your affiliations aren’t related to your desired position, you can safely leave your affiliations off your resume. However, if your resume is weak in other areas, in addition to job-related affiliations, add things of a networking nature.
Any sorority or fraternity affiliations can help, so can [...]