3 Places You Can Stick Yer iPhone
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I want one.
I really do. Even though it doesn’t do video. Even though it would mean I’d have to stay on Cingular. I don’t care. Short of whoring myself, there are plenty of things I’d do for an iPhone and I’m not ashamed to say it.
So can you. Please. Shut up. About the fact that you have one. And all the pretty things you can do with it. I’ve see the commercials. In other words, you can stick your iPhone:
- In my hand.
- In the mail so it can get in my hand.
- On your blog where I don’t have to read it unless I go there. Which I probably will.
Because actually, I want your iPhone. That way you’ll stfu about it, AND I’ll have an iPhone. Which I promise never to speak of or blog about.
So give me your iPhone. Why? Well, for one, I am certain I deserve it more than you.
Yes, I am aware that it’s not remotely fair of me to insist that your private property should belong to me.
No, I don’t care.
However, just to show what a benevolent dictator I can be, I’ll trade you something for it, for a limited time only. (Come on, if I had the cash on hand, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.)
In fact, ask me for anything I (legally) possess. I’ll trade you anything except my MacBook Pro, which you will have to pry out of my cold, dead, hands.
So, to summarize, give me your iPhone. Or an iPhone, I’m not that particular. Don’t make me come over there…
Tags: iphone, i want your iphone, give me an iphone, temper tantrums are fun, apple, all your iphone are belong to me
4 Comments
Gorgeous
September 25th, 2007
at 9:20am
I have one and yes.. It is aawesome. U should be really ecited about getting one (unless u have it already). It is really worth the high price. But Im spoiled wrotten so I have all the latest phine hook ups. LIke for instance the prada phone. That phone is not only stylish and awesome as hell. It kicks ass. But….It runs for $750.00.
mike
September 26th, 2007
at 7:15pm
http://www.YourFreeiStuff.com/index.php?ref=4169617
this worked for me
samantha
October 6th, 2007
at 9:13am
hey i have the iphone and it is awesome i no this sounds unrealistic but i was rich once but then i used all my parents money on the iphone, this laptop (which i had to sell and now will be my best friend’s laptop tomorrow) and the two story house i made them buy but now i live in a trailer home so now you no not to get caught up in this latest phone and technology cause you end up loses everything but the iphone was totally worth it so are you going to buy the iphone today
Ms. Wahala
October 8th, 2007
at 11:51pm
Ummm…. no.