So despite this video creating the sudden urge to toss my cookies, many people commenting on this video are quite right — it has all of the signs of a successful jingle. This being said, it does lose out in that I think it is entirely too long.

Perhaps this had something to do with me seeing time slowing to a crawl as I clawed my eyes out while proceeding to wrap tape around my ears. That is still up for speculation. But one thing is for sure. I want to AVOID Bing more now than ever. And the sad part is that Bing is not the culprit, this idiot video is.

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