I suggest extensive breath-holding.
The God particle, the Allah particle, the Buddha particle…
Zombie Pop Star?
We wouldn’t want to let him succeed, would we?
I’ve been kicked out of better countries than this….
…still has no idea what just happened.
Alcohol and oral sex?
In other news, “Hitler Had Many Enemies”
Because they deserve it?
Along with papyrus ad for BOGO!
Thanks for the favor, Adobe! Now my system will be the only one not infected.
Most expensive ho gets most expensive ho-house, right?
Also defends giving handguns to toddlers.