This story comes from the bin where it gets sent to both Ripley’s Believe It or Not, and Can You Top This? To say it strains the limits of credulity is putting it mildly.
Then again, any time the Department of Defense is brought into the picture, it does lend a strain of belief, simply because we know about some of the wacky things they do -
The Georgia House Judiciary Committee took up a bill that would "prohibit requiring a person to be implanted with a microchip," and would make violating the ban a misdemeanor. Things started to get weird at the hearing when a woman who described herself as a resident of DeKalb County told the committee, "I’m also one of the people in Georgia who has a microchip." Not sure of what she was trying to say, she was allowed to continue and added, "Microchips are like little beepers. Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body. And your beeper numbers displayed on billboards throughout the city. All done without your permission." Further prodding revealed that the woman’s co-workers would torture her by activating the chips with their cell phones and that the chips were implanted by "researchers with the federal government." The committee thanked the woman for her input, and later approved the bill.
Two questions – were there any X-rays provided for proof? Also, is there a television comedy in the works based upon this?
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