First, let me apologize to the regular readers of this blog (both of you). This is not a sports post – you know me better than that.
Just call it a dog post.
In the interest of being timely, I bring you the TOP NEW SLOGANS of the EAGLES
- Who let the dogs IN
- Fight like a wild pack of dogs
- No pussies here
- We got rabies and you don’t
- We don’t suck – we bite
- We are the poodles of the football world
- Sponsored by the SPCA
- Hey, we got him cheap
- Pretty soon the whole team will look like Predator
Pretty soon you won’t be able to say `pit bull’ without express written consent of the NFL. An online buddy noted that the Eagles also got a good deal on Lynette Squeaky Fromme, fresh from the California penal system.
The Eagles (locally known as `Dem Iggles’) are rumored to also be interested in Ted Bundy (work release program), The Zodiac Killer (also abused animals), Ed McMahon, and my grandmother.
This is precisely why I stay out of sports.