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THIS DAY IN HEALTHCARE

Senators open to compromise on healthcare revamp

Translated: they’ll take money from all sides.

Practitioners of Christian Science and other alternative therapies are intent on influencing the coming health care reform processSocialized Medicine covering faith healing?

Heaven help us….. so to speak.

Pfizer Offers Free Medication To Unemployed Or Uninsured Patients

Take advantage while they’re in a generous mood.  Prozac, Viagra, and more…

How music is helping people with dementia.

Schizophrenics like music through headphones because it drowns out the voices. Really.

Speaking of socialized medicine, England reports that patient safety could be jeopardized because immigration rules will allow more aliens into the country, creating a doctor shortage.

Pay careful attention.  This is the system Obama et. al. are basing their idea upon.

Under Obama Healthcare Scheme, Big Government Rations Care for Sick Patients

Told you so….

THE LAW(S)

In the wake of a school shooting in March, and in the run-up to the federal election in September, the German government proposes tougher gun-control laws — and possibly a ban on paintball

Isn’t it great how every country wants to be America?  Next up: Revenge of the Lawn Darts.

A Detroit judge sentenced a bunch of deadbeat dads to watch Maury…..

Now that is the definition of cruel and unusual punishment.

NYPD Breaks Own Record for Stop and Frisk Interrogations

They set the last record three months ago.  Those New Yorkers are a progressive lot.

A felony suspect caught by police after a 90-mph chase through two Indiana counties Tuesday told arresting officers he was just trying to get a burrito before going to jail.

Make a runnnnnn…. for the bathroom.

AND NOW…. THE FUN STUFF

Arkansas GOP senate candidate apologizes for referring to Schumer as “that Jew.”

What he really meant to say was “That $(#*ing Kike Bastard Who Killed Christ.”

Defense Secretary Robert Gates takes his fight for a smarter military to legislators…

Secretary Gates should fight for smarter legislators instead.

British Columbia University Study Finds Brain More Active When Daydreaming

More active than when at work, no doubt…

Cardinal Cormack Murphy-O’Connor has decreed that if you’re an atheist, you’re “Not fully human.”

And furthermore, Muslims are only 5/8ths human, Hindus 3/4, and the jury is still out on agnostics. God is very angry with the Cardinal, especially after going through half of the boys’ choir before March.

Spanish Study Shows Cocaine in the Air

QUICK… declare a National Health Emergency.  Distribute masks.  Start the War on Air.  Make it illegal to breathe.  Put up fences so air isn’t smuggled into the country.  Bust down doors of houses, without warrants, looking for air.  Arrange for a convenient collapse of some structures and blame it on the air, then use it as an excuse to invade other countries.  Require TSA inspection before every automobile trip because cars use a fuel/air mixture to run. Pass an Emergency Respiration Act, temporarily outlawing jumping or flying (through the air).  It’s for the children.