FOUNTAIN HILLS, Arizona [courtesy firstname.lastname@example.org]
Wow, Fountain Hills! I used to have relatives out there. Nice place. Near Scottsdale, where they hide the Jewish people in Arizona
(CNN) — A team of doctors from the Mayo Clinic declared Friday that there appears to be no physical reason why Sen. John McCain, the 71-year-old presumed Republican presidential candidate, could not carry out the duties of the office.
Lying, cheating, stealing, and generally continuing the kleptocracy?
Who would’ve thought we’d hear an announcement like this just a short time before the election? The Old Dude is Ok! Not that he has to reassure us or anything.
In other news, doctors in Bumfuckt, Alaska, have announced that Sarah Palin is indeed genetically female. The only anomaly the examination turned up is that her hymen is still intact. Pictures at eleven.