- Not now, parents… the kids are studying creationism!
- Universal Healthcare: whatever we decide, you’ll pay!
- Watch us not raising your taxes. Carefully.
- Remember Change? I’ve changed my mind…
- Here’s a little acceptance speech I stole…
- God, Guns, Gouging, and God!
- Remember the Good Old Days of $4 gasoline?
- Vote – before we fix the REST of the machines!
- Illuminati? You’re soaking in it.
- It ain’t porn behind OUR doors!
- STILL no Muslims in the White House
- Yeah, tell them we’ll tax the rich!
- Yes, you should have voted for Ron Paul!
- You thought Bush was bad…
- Evil as Cheney but so much hotter!
- Boxers or briefs? Depends.



