While we’re discussing supremely annoying commercials…….
I would be remiss in my duties if I didn’t point out the Esurance commercials.
Don’t recognize them by name? Think bad animation. Yes, those.
A real person makes a horrible pun and turns into an animated version of themself. They get to interact with some other animated salesgeek called Erin Esurance. Or sing some unbelievably off-key song written by a three-year-old.
You may well ask what any of this has to do with insurance.
Absolutely nothing. Show your approval by using any insurance company that not Esurance.
And while we’re on insurance, let’s not forget Professional Wacky Chick Flo, from Progressive insurance. Who really only wants a `tricked out name tag’ out of life. She stands there, looking Terminally Cheerful, and explains insurance to people who are even less intelligent than she is.
I’m sure I’m not the only one who has fantasies about Erin and Flo. No, not those kind of fantasies. I’m talking about lining them up and doing ballistics testing on them. Or testing out their actual insurance and claims process by running them both over and making a comparison of claims processes. Or better yet, something with low-yield explosives….
Ok, maybe it’s just me.