Once again, news headlines from my local NBC affiliate.
Shot Woman Found Inside Burning Home
[she was having a really bad day]
Borgata Construction Worker Hurt During Slip Into Void
[THE void?]
Mayor Street To Receive $500,000 Lump Payment
[wins `Biggest Lump' award]
Reverend Accused Of Stealing Nearly $1M From School,
[only donates $500,000 to Mayor Street.]
Family: Missing Music Teacher Found
[presumably no longer missing...]
Audit: City Paramedics Take Too Long
[only permitted one `breath of life' per patient]
City Lawyer Accused Of Sexual Assaults To Be Sentenced
[now running Sexual Assault Training for city]
80-MPH Driver Convicted Of Killing Pedestrian
[if you don't like the way I drive...stay off the sidewalk]
No Insurance? Cancer Death More Likely
[insurance industry investing in casket futures]
