The Church Of The SubGenius

Every so often, a site arises from the ashes of the Internet that just defies description. Today’s site is just such a site. At first glance I thought is was a new age religious site. Then I thought it might be about the ace of office support, Bob from Accountemps. Now I’m just not too sure. Take a look and see if it makes any sense to you.

The name of the site is The Church of the SubGenius. There are links to stores, events, questions, a Stark Fist(?), and its radio. To get a feeling for what this site is about, here is what it puts under the heading “Become an Ordained Minister Now…”:

“The exciting new do-it-yourself virus we invented for the SubGenius Art Mines is spreading throughout our website, sometimes spilling over even into the so-called “reality” that we SubGenii are forced to share with the humans. The vigorous health of this virus is the result of its careful design by an ever-growing team of SubGenius coders – Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world… but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of “Bob”: J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER’S SHOES.”

Confused? Now you know how I felt after spending some time here. At first I thought it was the pain meds from my recent surgery. But I haven’t taken any today, so it has to be the site. The Warp-o-Meter gives this site a 9.5 rating. This is what Warped sites are all about.

[tags]warp-o-meter, warped.info, SubGenius, Bob Dobbs, ordained minister, slack[/tags]

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