Google Juicer promises SEO to the Masses

Everyone who’s anyone in the industry knows what SEO is and probably a few basic strategies at optimization. Very few, on the other hand, know about fancy things like dynamically-generated META tags or getting Google to crawl a site six times a day. Even fewer know how to do it.

So I bought GoogleJuicer.com and hope to make it into some big giant SEO conglomerate which will make me money. Heck, my blog has a PageRank of 5 so that link in itself is my first step. Even if it doesn’t make me money, I can always turn it into another bitch-slap at GoogleBot. After all, that’s how I got my pageranks so high.

Well, that combined with an unfairly high number of incoming links from PR6+ sites; but I’ll take hits from wherever they’ll come from. That’s the great thing about serving your website from home: Total control over space, bandwidth, and speed, with no overhead for a host that shares a server with fifty other domains.

Too bad www.damnednice.com has gone unused for so long, its PageRank has dropped from the awesome score of 6 to zero. GoogleJuicer.com is also zero; I wonder what will come of it.

I did detect alot of links going to www.damnednice.com, though; so I redirected it here. Maybe it’ll help, but I’m sure it’ll help traffic a little.

Oh, and for those of you who don’t know what SEO is, it’s “Search Engine Optimization”. Basically it’s taking every opportunity to modify your website to make the Search Engines like it more and thus list you higher on search results; preferrably for relevant queries.

The way the web was weaved, SEO shouldn’t exist. Websites should be designed for people, not search engines. It’s a stone cold shame, but it’s a shame I may be able to profit on.