The laser hair removal clinic wasted no time following up on information I submitted on their website yesterday. I was underwhelmed by their inital response to my inquiry about their laser hair removal services. In short, the clinic’s email was impersonal and carried a Yahoo return address. Needless to say, it wasn’t the confidence builder I had hoped for. Undaunted by the cool response, I followed up, asking for more information, specifically on pricing …

I flipped a bunch of emails with the doctor throughout the day. After working out the specifics, he was able to give me a ballpark estimate of the cost of the laser hair removal treatments. While I’d need an office visit to confirm the numbers, the estimate seems reasonable. I’d need a minimum of four visits, with a cost of $200 to $250 a pop. He also recommmended a tube of laser hair removal “cooling gel” to last for four sessions (at an additional $60).

Now I’ve never been one to consider body modification. I don’t have any piercings. I don’t have any tattoos. I’ve never thought about having cosmetic surgery of any type. But the whole idea of never having to shave my neck again makes the idea of laser hair removal quite intreguing.

Sonny Crockett should have had it so easy …