movie review

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I’ve officially seen the most disgusting film of my life, and I don’t mean the “ooo, did you just see his head explode” kind of disgusting either. I’m talking about Seed, directed by the notoriously untalented Uwe Boll. Every scene in the film plays out as if the camera man [...]

Last night, I finally figured out what the original Hamlet was missing, Jesus and a time machine. Add those small changes and you have Hamlet 2, a bastard child of South Park antics and classic poetry. What this film lacks in vulgarity, it absolutely makes up for in absurdity. I [...]

I was wandering through Big Lots the other day (no I’m not ashamed) and made an astounding discovery. The store contained three large DVD racks containing an array of Sundance winners and lesser known Indie flicks. I purchased ten movies, costing me a little over $30.
The first of these films consumed was “Elephant,” directed by [...]