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A Phoenix light rail train was taken out of service Tuesday morning after someone left a surprise inside. At around 8 a.m., a train stopped for cleaning after a man smudged feces in the interior of the train. Police were told the man on the train was flicking and playing with feces, near 38 St. [...]

According to a theregister.co.uk article, “A Royal Navy warship may have come within seconds of opening fire on Unidentified Flying Objects above Merseyside, possibly narrowly avoiding the precipitation of an interstellar war and the extirpation of humanity by testy aliens.”
According to reports, the UFOs (speculated to have been visiting spacecraft from beyond our solar system) [...]