Carson Daly has decided to cross the Writers Guild picket line and go back to his miserable excuse for a TV show, joining Ellen DeGeneres in the Scab Hall of Fame. To add insult to injury, Daly set up a special Scab Joke Hotline so his friends could call in special scab jokes to tell on his show. Since I’m not a personal friend of Carson’s and don’t have the number, I’ll have to use this forum to submit my gems. (Ellen, these are for you too!)

How many scabs does it take to wallpaper a room?
Just two, but you have to slice them very thin.

What’s the difference between a dead scab on the highway and a dead snake on the highway?
The snake has skid-marks in front of it.

You might be a scab if:

You crossed a picket line to do a crappy talk-show.

You’re a college dropout, failed pro golfer, no-talent bum. (Okay, this one isn’t that funny. Perfect for you, Carson.)

Anybody got any more?

BH