Because 7 is the number of perfection, and nothing as we know it is truly perfect in this world, here’s the top 6 1/2. All comments and inquisitions welcome.

The top 6 ½ reasons to vote the family dog President this November.

# 6 ½:  By the time he (or she) reaches qualified age requirements, term limits probably won’t apply.

# 6:      Since there are no corners (and every dog needs their corners), the oval office could be rented, leased, or used as a coffee bar.

# 5:      Foreign policy becomes a simple tail wag and lick of the hand.

# 4:      Think of all the money saved on secret service protection for life.

# 3:      How hard is it to disagree with a friendly bark and paw shake.

# 2:      Free dog chow for all.

# 1:      Political pundits silenced due to the lack of understandable sound bytes.

Cheers,

R