“No Good American Will Be Left Behind!”

Disillusioned by the results of the recent U.S. election? If you’re an American who’s been saying, “if so-and-so gets elected, I’m moving to Canada,” this might just be your chance! If you’re a Canadian who’s willing to give refuge to said disillusioned political refugees, here’s your chance!

MarryAnAmerican.ca says:

Ladies and gentlemen,
drop your borders! Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.

These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

Or, if you’re really disillusioned by the recent elections and you’re an American, you could just go on a four-year sabbatical (two years if you want to make your voice heard in the midterm elections) and not give up. As with any political or religious matter, I urge you to do what you think is right (or, as the case may be, left).