95

We all know sound in Windows 95 uses SB16, right? Well that goes right down the crapper, so try an Ensoniq card; I’ve heard most of them work but I used the ‘es1371′ card. I know this one works and works very well.
How to get sound in Windows 95 over VMware:

Install Windows 95
Install VMware Tools
Find [...]

This is NO joke!

New viruses are incompatible. True. Vista doesn’t run on Win98. XD
Very little bloat (200 MB on disc with no crap)
Office 2000 runs flawlessly. We still use “.doc,” right?
Firefox 2 still runs well if you delete two files.
Do I need to say more?