If You Don’t Know the Real Error Message You Received, Just Make One Up When Calling Tech Support
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Calling Tech Support? Need immediate help solving a Windows error message? You didn’t write down the error message when the problem occurred? That’s OK, just make one up. The tech should be able to figure it out if you state any general error such as “dll error”. No need to be specific here. We’re psychic and can figure things out without complete information.
Then sigh into the phone if I ask you to recreate the issue so that I can get the actual error message. It’s totally acceptable to feel burdened by having to click your mouse a few times so that I can help you. Sighing and being sarcastic helps with the troubleshooting process also, and makes me want to help you more.

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the oracle
April 25th, 2008
at 10:13pm
I’ll play devil’s advocate here, for just a moment, and say, since I’ve been on both sides of this - Why not? Many times the customer service people are simply making the answers up, as they forgot to read that part of the manual - or simply don’t care enough to crack the pages open.
NewJohnny
April 27th, 2008
at 9:41am
@The Oracle: Sure, but that’s not oztech.