Thanks for the 404 Microsoft
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I was sitting at my desk, reading a book and realized that the glare from my PC was very bright and irritating my eyes. After playing with my screen contrast, I figured a darker theme would be the solution. So I right-click my desktop and select Properties. I didn’t see any themes that appealed to me. I then see an option for More themes online… . So I selected this option. I waited with great anticipation as Windows opened up a web browser. Instead of getting a list of glorious themes to choose from, I get a nice 404 error page. We’re sorry, but we were unable to service your request. You may wish to choose from the links below for information about Microsoft products and services.
How professional! A feature built within an operating system that is used by millions of people takes me to a 404 error page. I’ve been here before though. I can name countless times where a program that is a few years old has a URL built into it that no longer works. Just last week I was trying to update an old copy of The Sims for my girlfriend and the URL for the update they had provided in the Start Menu didn’t work anymore (a problem I see with many EA games).
It doesn’t take much to search for an update, but it’s fucking annoying to click on a button that was built into an application and get a 404 error. I understand pages have to move, and things change on web sites over time, but do they not know how to configure a 301 redirect to an alternate page?
Here’s an idea. How about having all of you software programmers get the web developers in a room and letting them know “Hey guys! We’re building this into the software. We need this link to stay active for the sanity of our customers.” It will prevent your company from looking like a bunch of jackasses that don’t care to support software that is more than 2 years old.

3 Comments
the oracle
December 21st, 2007
at 12:35pm
I feel for you, but I think I have something far more annoying about MS. How many times do people have to tell them that their site search mechanism (microsoft.com) sucks before they do something about it? When it is faster and more accurate to go to Google, Ask, or almost any other search engine to get “Intellipoint x.xx” driver software, than to have the MS search tell you it is not found, it is fairly annoying. Any time a new version of software (like the mouse driver), that doesn’t get the big corporate rollout, comes along, the MS site will tell you it can’t be found, while Google finds it right away.
BTW, I have had almost the same problem with themes … only I was searching the MS site directly, and the search revealed NOTHING. Later, when I remembered the exact name (Nunavut) of the theme, it worked. Microsoft writes things so counterintuitive because the people that work there are twisted. One would think that searching for ‘themes Windows XP’ should bring up every damn theme ever released for the OS, but no, no such luck - on more than one occasion.
Mechwarrior5
February 25th, 2008
at 8:02am
Let me guess. You found the button for themes on your desktop, right next to the free trial of AOL? There’s no more themes online button in windows dumbass.
oztech
February 25th, 2008
at 8:30am
Here you go, “dumbass” - http://www.technipages.com/images/articles/themes.gif