Psystar Part Of An Interstellar Conspiracy To Destroy Apple

Clearly, this is a case that is better handled by Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. I say this with growing sarcasm as I am really not clear how anyone in their right mind buys into the following statement.

“Meanwhile, Apple also at one point expanded its own complaint to allege that Psystar may be part of a larger conspiracy and is seeking to uncover unknown parties who may be secretly backing the clone maker, either financially or otherwise, in its efforts to disrupt Apple’s stronghold on Mac hardware sales.”

So if this is true, it might very well be tinfoil hat time, everyone. Clearly, Microsoft or another competitor….the Linux community perhaps? I mean, speaking as a member, I can tell you that we have been using our mad skills for sometime to empower OS X on the PC whenever possible! Come on, seriously Apple, hire attorneys will prevent such ridiculous statements from ever coming to light.

Then who is contributing the code then? Who are these people? Ah, how about people being paid a piece of Psystar’s pie for each sale? Just a guess, but a plausible one considering the whole thing with Psystar revolves around money. Crazy, I know, but it makes more sense than the smoking man in some back room in a bunker plotting Apple’s demise.