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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
“THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.”
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
“THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.”
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID……………….” WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT…..I’M GETTING A FAX!!”
HAH!
One Comment
JR
February 21st, 2008
at 4:37pm
LOVE your joke!!! lol
JR