Bug-A-Salt Gun Kills Bugs and Keeps Forces of Darkness Away

Here at LockerGnome, we love puns so much that it probably betrays a certain level of mental imbalance among the ranks. We don’t care. The Bug-A-Salt Gun is doubly functional word play for not only being an “assault” weapon to use against bugs, but one that also happens to use table salt as ammo. I wonder if Sam and Dean Winchester have one of these in the trunk of their Impala to use against the forces of darkness…

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Bug-A-Salt Gun Kills Bugs and Keeps Forces of Darkness Away
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.

  • Adam Mennell

    I really want one of these… Like now! but they’re £69.99 in the UK!! :(