Gah-Gah Over Google

Sure, most of us love Google and use it every day. How could we not? But some people are borderline fanatical about it. Take Gnomie Eric Leebow, for instance, who writes:

Please tell everyone about Google Search Engine for this holiday season. Here’s why: Google = 6, Search = 6, Engine=6. Combined 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, and 1 + 8 = 9.

And Googlebot = 9. Google is the one and only search engine that can calculate…

802.11G = 802.11 * gravitational constant = 5.35248003 × 10-08 m3 kg-1 s-2

e = 2.71828183

pi = 3.14159265

9! = 362 880

There are infinite numerical values that Google calculates, and Google is the best search engine and will always be #1. No wonder people write books about it called “Google Hacks,” perform in Google plays such as “Googlewhack,” and someday there will be a Google movie, or even a reality television show…

“The Google Dream” and that’s what the movie will be called. I will be starring in it! So will the Google founders, hopefully!

Have a Google holiday season and may the Google be with you! Tell everyone about Google, and Google will be your best friend forever!

Larry Page and Sergey Brin are the greatest role models for our children of the future. Everyone should believe in Google, because Google has helped so many people, and has improved our lives. During this holiday season, we should all believe in Google because it’s done so much for the Internet and the Web. We love Google!