The German electronics giant Siemens has come out with a new line of “cell phone accessories” for people who like to decorate themselves with overdesigned phones. In the announcement, George Appling, President of XELIBRI, the division of Siemens responsible for this travesty, said, “We envisage the scenario where people will own many fashion accessory phones and wear the one that matches their mood, the occasion, or their attire.” Translation: There’s a sucker born every minute — we think our customers will buy several cell phones if we try to pawn them off as “fashion accessories.”