Best Buy did the secret handshake with Microsoft that involves bowing down and chanting, “Bill is our god,” a few times over. That done, Best Buy walks away with a new shipment of Xbox 360’s and leaves their soul in Redmond. This scanned document proves the hottest game boxes (in the U.S.) are on its way. The document also instructs how to handle this precious news. As if a final nail in the coffin, Best Buy employees — on or off duty — will not be able to purchase these pieces of white gold.

So gamers, prepare yourselves for yet one more round of insane madness. Parents, forget it, you don’t have a chance with these crazy teens in line!

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