We’re sure each and every one of you have their own list of musicians who would qualify for this list. Here’s our list of two top offenders to date:

Ashlee Simpson - The crazy ho “cries” after the Super Bowl booing, and is relegated to blaming her band and formulating some preposterous reasons why she had to lip synch her songs during that Saturday Night Live episode. Note to Miss Simpson: If paying fans do not like the way your wretched ass voice sounds at any given moment, they are permitted to boo you, express frustration with you, and generally dislike you. It’s their right; they paid to see your ass perform! It says so on the ticket Ash, have you ever read the backs of the tickets? Didn’t think so.

Kelly Osbourne - Just because your dad used to be a rocker doesn’t mean you deserve to even get a shot being one. But you did… and you blew it. You have no observable talent. You can’t force people to buy your overpriced CDs. You cannot get “angry” that your debut album sold less copies than Waterworld did on DVD. If you are not good, people do not have to buy your garbage. Retire from your career and stop mooching off of your parents’ identities and money. I hear that Target is hiring.

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