I run a website called Batty Auctions where we update the website with a few new batty/crazy/funny eBay auctions (we also have an RSS feed). In an effort of shameless self promotion I present to you, the lockergnome audience, some of the funnier auctions from this week.

Penis Enlargement - Every time I see this my inner child dies in horrible, horrible pain.

Beep, The Painting Chicken - I’m so tempted to win this auction. I just hope he uses paint and not poo.

Illiterate Psychotic - This man will eat anything, but that’s not the real story: check out that freaky photo.

Smush Bush! - Finally!

Nipple Extender - Check out those elite photoshop skills!

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If you laughed a bit, why not check out Batty Auctions?

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