Is little Billy the life of the party or the death of those foolish enough to attend the fete?

Probably not all that on topic, but I found the following story to be quite amusing none the less.

THE HIGHLIGHT OF Billy’s birthday party was the breaking of the pi�ata, after which Billy and his friends competed for candy, gathering up what fell from the broken sculpture.

This party was held at Billy’s home, so Billy was able to secretly wire the pi�ata with 20,000 volts. He handed each of his friends a metal rod. The first child stepped up to the task and took a swing. When the rod made contact, the boy’s body convulsed, began to smolder, and then burst into flames.

Fortunately for Billy, most of his friends were rather stupid. Despite this frightful scene, it took about half the kids to step up to the pi�ata and meet a similar fate before the rest of them began to think this was not such a good idea. Billy anticipated this moment, however. So he pulled out an AK-47 and mowed down the rest of his competition with hot lead. Because Billy was in control, he easily switched off the power to the pi�ata, took a swipe, and collected all the candy. He shared some of it with a few close friends who helped him rig the pi�ata. [Read the rest]