mccain

You’re not going to believe me but I just heard this on the news.  The campaign headquarters of John McCain was ordered evacuated by the local sheriff.  This happened after one of the volunteers opened an envelope with white powder in it.  The powder has not been identified.
[it's probably not what you think.... it's coke... [...]

John McCain says he’s directing his staff to work with Barack Obama’s campaign to delay Friday’s presidential debate and deal with the Wall Street meltdown.
Deal with the meltdown? Does he really think we’re that stupid? Where was he before the meltdown? Can you say Keating Five? Look it up if [...]

FOUNTAIN HILLS, Arizona   [courtesy thepoliticalspinroom@yahoogroups.com]
Wow, Fountain Hills!   I used to have relatives out there.  Nice place.  Near Scottsdale, where they hide the Jewish people in Arizona :)
(CNN) — A team of doctors from the Mayo Clinic declared Friday that there appears to be no physical reason why Sen. John McCain, the 71-year-old presumed Republican presidential [...]

WASHINGTON (AP) — The government’s budget deficit will surge past a half-trillion dollars next year, according to gloomy new estimates, a record flood of red ink that promises to force the winner of the presidential race to dramatically alter his economic agenda.
The deficit will hit $482 billion in the 2009 budget year that will be [...]

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain unveiled details of his economic policy today, telling an audience in Ohio that if elected he would support a real estate tax holiday for beer heiresses.
Sen. McCain said that his tax holiday plan could lead to a revival for the U.S. economy, arguing, “The key to this country’s economic [...]

While typing up a blog, I heard a John McCain commercial on tv.
The end went, “… peace, and prosperity.”
This politician (and I mean that in every sense of the word) has already come out and said that Bush’s idea to send another wave of troops to Iraq was good but he’d send more. McCain [...]

He’s a man for all ages.
On the other hand, the current occupant of the White House cannot pronounce “nuclear.”

Now that we’re down to a very small (but no less evil) playing field, I figured I’d take a look at what exactly qualifies the remaining candidates to run for high office (besides possibly being high).   As best I can figure it, it goes like this:
[Hillary]
Vote for me because I have the experience.  I was [...]