More Happy News [and Goat Allergies]

Average Waiting Time For Surgery In Canada Down To 16 Weeks

Only 16 weeks, eh?

DOD To Partner With Taser To Develop Electric Shock Device To Be Used At A Distance

More to look forward to!

British Man Allergic To His Own Wife

Or so he claims….

Actor Ewan McGregor Shares Magical Connection With Goat During Filming

Ok, that’s enough Hollywood news for today.

Eighth Foot Washes Up On Canadian Shores

Canadians Get Eight Feet!

Car bomb kills 90 in Pakistan as Hillary Clinton visits

talk about bad timing….

House Healthcare Bill Longer Than ‘War and Peace’

And no one is going to read it - they’ll just vote yes.

FLU NEWS YOU CAN USE

Switzerland Forbids “Swine Flu” Vaccine For Pregnant Women, Young And Old!

Government Appoints Task Force To Handle H1N1 Vaccine Propaganda

Public school nurses give swine flu vaccine to kids without parents’ OK, sends child to hospital

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Pakistanis to Clinton: War on terror is not our war

Then give us back our billions of dollars, rat bastards.

Sorry for Iraq invasion, had no option: Bush

Lying. Sack. Of. Shit.

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CHANGE AND TRANSPARENCY MY ASS

White House Releases (Some) Visitor Logs

Obama’s latest use of “secrecy” to shield presidential lawbreaking

Govt Report: Swine Flu Will Crush The Internet [Swine Flu]

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LBJ Hid in Bathroom, Cried After JFK Assassination

Interesting revelation.

Ron Paul: Be Prepared for the Worst

More wisdom.

Congressman Watt Guts Bill to Audit the Fed

Throw them ALL out.

Soon After His Brother is Revealed to be a CIA Drug Runner, Look Who is Handed a Second Term

Hint: rhymes with Hamid Karzai

Why Wasn’t Military Notified When Northwest Flight Went Missing?

Hmmmm…. good question.