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2009 September

Chocolate Vaccinated Values Debate 9/11

Children who eat sweets and chocolate every day are more likely to be violent as adults
Do NOT piss off the blogger, folks
Parents are being urged to carry on getting their daughters vaccinated against cervical cancer.
Never mind the 14 year old girl who died from the vaccination the other day.  Have faith.
Gallup Poll: In Major Shift, [...]

Guitar Pictures. Try to Feign Interest.

A curious reader asked for pictures of some of the guitars I’ve been speaking about recently.  I do not claim to be a photographer; I was just the one with the camera at the moment.

My main guitar is a 1977 antigua (pukeburst) Strat.  It has pickup upgrades and custom wiring, which I described earlier.  Next [...]

Mummy Masturbation Jesus Pink Flu NAACP

First autopsy on Egyptian Mummy got ‘wrong’ cause of death
Insurance won’t pay for second try.
Syria’s Blogosphere Explodes With Competing Masturbation Campaigns
What an unfortunate metaphor…
Man Claiming To Be Jesus Arrested After Entering Dubai Mosque
“..never got to debate Allah”
Tiny Parasite May Have Brought Down Mighty T. Rex
Congress?  Illegal immigration?  Welfare State?
Singer Pink, a PETA Spokeswoman, Cheers Michelle [...]

What’s the Only Thing Dumber Than H1N1 Vaccination?

That would be H1N1 parties.
No, really.  H1N1 parties.  I just heard it on the news.  Parents are talking about exposing their children to H1N1 at parties.
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While we’re on news, I just saw video of Hugh Jackman acting in a play when some idiot audience member’s cell phone went off.  He stopped the play and asked [...]

Lie to Me [Multiple Edition]

I can’t lie to you: I really like this show.  As I don’t watch a hell of a lot of tv, I don’t see it regularly.  Since I heard something about tonight’s subject matter involving multiple personalities, I tuned in tonight.  Ok, I like House too and I’m still kinda flu-ish (betcha didn’t know I [...]

Janie Hendrix has Finally Lost It

I present the Gibson Jimi Hendrix Authorized guitar.  This is prima facie evidence that the Hendrix estate, led by half-sister Janie Hendrix, has finally gone 302 certifiably batshit involuntarily-committed crazy.
I have ranted about Janie before, using terms like demented, necrophiliac (and worse - Yoko Ono).  That’s usually when I’m in a charitable mood.  I’m feeling [...]

Suicide Courtney Love Texting Gorillas on Facebook

Assisted suicide law ‘clarified’
Shooting someone is not assisted suicide (even if they asked)
Courtney Love Reveals Johnny Depp Once Brought Her Back To Life
What was he on?
Polanski’s Arrest: Why the French Are Outraged
Because they apparently think it’s ok to sleep with 13 year old girls.  We have laws against that.
Gaddafi’s Oddest Idea: Abolish Switzerland
I was thinking [...]

It’s the Flu, Swine…

Thursday night before band practice, I had some coffee, figuring it might help me stay awake a bit.  By the time I got home, I was the consistency of liver.  No idea why.  Didn’t feel particularly bad.
At work on Friday, things started to go downhill rapidly.  I’m not the kind of guy who takes off [...]

Lefty Strat Guy Goes Lefty Les Paul (For a Night)

Usually getting bored is a dangerous thing for me.  Weird stuff starts to happen, sometimes involving soldering irons, sometimes plain old back strain.
I only take one guitar to band practice because I want to keep things light (physically and figuratively).  Normally I take my #1 guitar, the `77 pukeburst (antigua) Strat.  It’s my number one [...]

G-20: Globalism in Pittsburgh

The G-20 conference is taking place in Pittsburgh.  Be ready for all sorts of slanted news, misinformation, disinformation and stupidity from all sides.
For your entertainment, I submit the following links.  They allow you to listen to the police/fire/g-20 communications online:
Radio Reference: you can listen right from the page’s application or via a multimedia player
Incident Broadcast [...]

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