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Finally - Someone in Government Speaks the Truth
Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood remarked in May that his livability initiative “is a way to coerce people out of their cars.” When asked if this was government intrusion into people’s lives, LaHood responded that “about everything we do around here is government intrusion in people’s lives,”
“Can we rape you and get away with it?” he asked, pulling up his pants. “Yes We Can!”
Scientists solve the mystery of how a girl born with half a brain has near perfect vision in one eye.
Actually they don’t know, but they have confidence she can grow up to be House Speaker.
Turkey smoke ban extends to bars
This will cause riots in the South….
Study Finds North Americans Prefer White Males Over Females, Minorities
NOTE: I definitely prefer white females over males every time.
Man Sues Apple, FBI, Others For Conspiring Against Him With Mafia
See what happens when you use iPods?
“Madoff” bill would charge rich NY inmates for jail
Will Congresscritters be exempt?
As unemployment rises, the White House has delayed until August the release of its mid-year budget review
If it keeps rising, the White House will delay mid-year until November.
U.S. launches drive against Mexican drug cartel
Criminals wearing masks will have a whole new meaning…
Russia’s Bolshoi Theater Artistic Director Resigns
Admits to heterosexual affair with ballerina…
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Tops Box Office
JK Rowling orders `snot colored’ Rolls Royce this time. Elected Prime Minister for Life.
Obama to Meet With Mormon Church President Today
Hey - after he singlehandedly solved the healthcare crisis, there’s nothing left to do.
Kids’ Lower IQ Scores Linked to Prenatal Pollution
Take THAT - Americans Idle watchers!
NYPD Spends Nearly $1 Million on Typewriters
Ah yes, but when the planes hit the Towers, the typewriters still worked.
Jesse Ventura: They Spent 100 Million Dollars Investigating Clinton But Only 4 Million On 9/11!
He makes a lot of sense, in spite of that outrageous accent.
Canadian Privacy Commissioner Says Facebook Is Full Of Holes
Those Canuks don’t miss a thing, eh? More after the hockey game.
Mysterious Giant Living Blob Found Floating Off the Alaskan Coast
Isn’t it about time the news media left Sarah Palin alone?
Government Could Take Over the Power of Money-Creation for the Public Good
Great idea! Mr. President: Stay out of Dallas…
STICK WITH ME - IT’S WORTH IT
A six year gay penguin relationship has ended [drum roll.....] at the San Francisco zoo. One of the male penguins left the nest [boooooo...] for a widowed female. Penguin.
ANOTHER I’VE GOT IT MOMENT
Gates announces temporary increase in U.S. Army
That’s IT! Put Bill Gates in charge of the army. It will be dysfunctional, just like Windows, and nobody will ever get hurt!
(P.S. take away the guns.)
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Harry Potter | All Days Long
July 21st, 2009
at 12:23am
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Buffet
July 21st, 2009
at 3:42am
I prefer white chics over males every time as well, especially those with half a brain. Did I leave any out? Just kidding, just kidding. Chics have whole brains…………..they only USE half of ‘em (if they’re lucky). Oops I did it again. Wonder why I’m in trouble all the time?
ShadowMyth
July 21st, 2009
at 4:16pm
Since scientifically it is found men only use one half of their brain, and women use both halves, I will forgive you for your half brained comment.
As far as the facebook thing goes, you should really see this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIyOXXCVRRM&feature=related
leftystrat
July 22nd, 2009
at 8:58pm
It’s not that we use half our brains, it’s just that our Central Processing Unit is centrally located.
Nice to see your smilin’ face Shad!
Buffet: do what I do… learn to duck and run.
Buffet
July 22nd, 2009
at 11:43pm
SHADOW!! HI! Just thinking of you the other day and wondering how you were. You’re sorely missed around here! It’s not the same without you. Please forgive my callous and tasteless attempt at humor.
Buffet
July 22nd, 2009
at 11:46pm
“This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.” is displayed when I click the link you left Shadow.
leftystrat
July 23rd, 2009
at 6:37am
Hey now - it’s your callous and tasteless attempts at humor that make you so valuable a contributor.
Buffet
July 23rd, 2009
at 1:07pm
If all chics had brains like shadow, it’d be delightfully refreshing - for a time. Then once they realized they were, at last, rational, and capable of linear, logical thought, they’d no doubt undo centuries of subjugation! Can you imagine if they abondoned the makeup, the narcissism, and the tabloids?? But……..they’d STILL dig me.
leftystrat
July 23rd, 2009
at 1:15pm
Are you calling SM a guy? :)
I kid, but I’m allergic to girly girls too.
I am a member of SM’s fan club though.
Besides - if we all thought alike, things would get weird(er) fast.
But they’d STILL dig you… sick little monkey that you are.
Buffet
July 23rd, 2009
at 1:33pm
Hells bells man. I’d vote for Shadowmyth for president. I’m serious! I’d also be her personal bodyguard (in exchange for immunity from all these silly laws we have).
Buffet
July 23rd, 2009
at 1:34pm
Hells bells serious! I’d also be her personal bodyguard (in exchangman. I’d vote for Shadowmyth for president. I’m e for immunity from all these silly laws we have).