IQ Cursing Britney Spears Playmate Handout Polls CIA Polygamy

Having a lower than average IQ is a risk factor for heart disease, say researchers.

I drive a hearse to work every day.

Cursing is an effective way to cope with pain, research suggests.

Plus you can’t fix computers without it…

SEE WHAT HAPPENS:

Health Authorities In Canada Issue Guidelines On Medical Priority System During A Pandemic

It has been revealed that Britney Spears changes her stage show so she doesn’t get bored.

Unfortunately there’s no such provision for her fans…

Ex Playboy Playmate Kendra Wikinson Wants “Christian Values” For Her Child

Nah, it’s just too easy.

In New York City, a teen who was busy texting fell down a manhole.

No doubt she’ll be suing the city for putting that manhole there.

A Southwest plane made an emergency landing to inspect the hole that popped up in its fuselage.

No one was hurt and Southwest officials only charged passengers 25% extra for air conditioning.

House Democrats vow healthcare plan by August

Patients start dying early September.

Goldman Sachs Group Inc, one of the architects of the bank handout, said quarterly earnings surged 33 percent, so they’d be forced to pay themselves huge bonuses.

Can Corporate Sponsorships Save Endangered College Classes?

How about the book publishers, at $100 plus per book…..

President Obama’s poll numbers aren’t as bad as the media claim, says his former pollster.

Let’s see - who to believe… the absent media or a presidential pollster…. decisions decisions…

A new study says that late risers have more mental stamina and can outperform early birds.

Take that, you bright and cheery morning people!

HEALTHCARE `REFORM’

Congressman introduces bill that would require members of Congress to give up their own sweet health care package and be the first guinea pigs for whatever plan they end up passing.

Revenge is…. sick.

The largest U.S. insurance companies have hired more than 350 retired veterans of Congress and other governmental posts to lobby against meaningful health care reform…

You’d almost think they had a stake in this or something…

The Public is Catching on that Obama’s Promises of Change Are Vacuous

BROWSER NEWS:

US State Department workers have begged Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to let them use Firefox.

Who says there’s no sense in government?

Google Chrome has security issues….

Pelosi says CIA should investigate Cheney

Further proving that even a broken clock is right two times a day.

Obama’s Science Czar says forced abortions and mandatory sterilization are needed.

Has the agenda not been brought out far enough to see yet?

CompuServe bites the big one.

More Americans Consider Extramarital Affairs Wrong Than Polygamy

“His wives always know where he is…..”

The Religion and Sex Chart

Find out where your religion stands (or lays) on sex…