Michael Jackson’s Brain is Missing

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 by leftystrat at 8:16pm
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All day long I have been hearing news stories about the poor fellow in Camden, New Jersey, who died when he fell into a vat of melted chocolate.

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I think I have hit upon the most accurate definition of ambivalence possible.

My initial impulse is to feel sorry for the man.

My other, more initial impulse is to wonder about falling into a vat of chocolate. It seems less a death than a fantasy. Or, as my wife says, the perfect snack for me.

And then I start to feel really bad for thinking this. After all, a man is dead. This is serious business.

But this is chocolate we’re talking about. They don’t call me the King of Chocolate for nothing.

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Speaking of security, how about the investigators who smuggled all sorts of bomb parts into congressional offices undetected….

Hey, aren’t these the same people who tell you that you can’t board a plane with liquid or underwire bras?

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klaz

July 9th, 2009
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i say no great loss there is a lot more going on in the world more important and intristing than him. he was terrible

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