What are Crop Circles?

What are crop circles?

Circles and patterns that `appear’ in crops overnight, as if by magic.

Happy now?

Me either.

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I read articles when I come across them.  Whoever or whatever made them is pretty good.  They pictures are magnificent.

I have no idea how they got there but I can tell you this: the debunkers who claim they’re man-made are full of Congressional air.

Yes, a few circles were made by pranksters who stood right up to take credit.  But the debunkers never answer for the fact that the circles have been showing up for years before the pranksters were even born.

Nyah nyah.

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As one might expect, many believe the circles are made by off-world intelligence.  Others believe they’re created by extra-dimensional entities.

A very recent crop circle was `decoded’ to mean a coronal mass ejection from the sun will occur on July 7th.  I’ll be honest: I’m just not smart enough to divine the date of a CME from knocked down crops.  I barely understand what a CME is.

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As I read the many and varied opinions on crop circles and all of the trouble that goes into deciphering their meaning (if the deciphering is correct), it strikes me that there is an awful lot of wasted energy involved in this dance.

Let’s take a leap of faith and state, hypothetically, that these designs are caused by either otherworldly agencies or just very advanced technology.

I’m going to take one more leap and assume that this sort of advanced civilization or technology has some other tricks up its sleeve that might appear to be magic to us.  In other words, if they can laser out shapes in crops, they can probably hijack newspapers, tv and radio broadcasts, and even our very own internet to tell us that there is going to be a damn coronal mass ejection on July 7th or that we are not alone or that Michael Jackson was, in fact, the second coming, only he screwed up a bit.

Think about it.