A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING

Rwanda says it has no plans to forcibly sterilize people who are mentally disabled

No, we’re not sterilizing them: we’re just making sure they don’t have babies.

JUST ORDER THEM TO STOP SMOKING

In attempt to stop smoking, Greece has banned smoking in all public places.

Look how well it worked in America!

U.S. orders suicide warnings on two anti-smoking drugs

Why not?  The cigarette packs already have warnings and look how well that works.*

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And they say antidepressants can make you suicidal???

HOW MANY DO YOU KNOW WITH SWINE FLU?

The World Health Organization has said that the spread of the swine flu virus worldwide is now unstoppable.

Something about this is not quite right.

PRESIDENTIAL NEWS

Less Chances Of Testing For Colorectal, Breast Cancer For Poor Canadians

Socialized medicine strikes again!

Obama seeks to build support for health reform

Also plugs public hanging and cattle mutilation.

A 2-year-old girl was strangled by the family’s pet python Wednesday morning.

First Snake, anyone?

Honduras interim government says open to early election

Obama sends Florida delegation to help count votes.

TERROR IN THE SKIES

A U.S. Airways flight was forced to land early after a passenger stripped naked and refused to get dressed.

They ran out of dollar bills.

POLITICS IN GENERAL

Gay rights activists are belatedly stepping up religious messaging and outreach

“We may be an abomination against the Lord to you, but at least we’re not atheists!“

What to Expect From Family Values Groups on Republican Affairs

They’re against them.  Very quietly.

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DON’T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA

South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED) has stated that Governor Mark Sanford did not misuse public funds when he went to see his mistress in Argentina.

“We find that Governor Sanford did not misuse public funds.  In fact, given the opportunity, we would have done the same thing.  Case closed. “

FLASH NEWS

The republican party, tarnished by more scandals than even the Catholic Church, has decided to nominate Barney Frank, the openly homosexual democrat from Massachusetts, as its presidential candidate.

A republican source, insisting on anonymity, said, “Hey, after Larry Craig, George Bush, and Mark Sanford, at least we know what Barney stands for.  There’s very little chance he will come out of the closet and declare himself straight after he gets into office.”

THE LINUX LINK

RTFM: What are man pages in linux?

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* What they’re not telling you:  Zyban, the smoking-cessation drug, is relabeled Wellbutrin, the antidepressant.  Hey, don’t they already have suicide warnings on them?