Monday’s Health News on Tuesday!

Here is an utterly revolting story about mental healthcare in Greece.  They still tie patients down.

Ok, so our system is the second worst.

Daily sex ‘best for good sperm’

Well then, call the wife!  Our motto: “No kids but die trying!“

Study Suggests No Real Benefit From Routine Prostate Cancer Screenings

HUH?

Mounting cost of cancer drugs raises questions about their value

Do you suppose this is related to the above?

Pope: Remains Of St. Paul The Apostle Identified

We can confirm that he will not be prosecuted…

The FDA has found E. coli bacteria in a sample of Nestle Toll House refrigerated cookie dough.

I told you those cookies tasted like shit…

Scientists believe a molecule which controls male erections may also have a profound impact on the brain.

But… ummmm… the male erection IS the brain.

THE WARMUP TO SOCIALIZED MEDICINE

Many British couples are going abroad for in-vitro fertilization treatments because they cannot get it at home.

“Clearly unnecessary and must be rationed”

FBI ‘cracks $50m healthcare scam’

Now, if we could only get them to crack Obama’s….

Rather than debate opponents of his healthcare plan, Obama calls them names.

If you can’t win with facts, point fingers!

FDA Considers Dangers of OTC Medicines….

More people died from complications of pain relievers than drug abuse. Don’t tell anybody…

A new series of radio ads uses the Bible and local pastors to push healthcare reform in red states.

The government and religion: in bed together to bugger you!

IT’S WAR TIME!

Cardiovascular Disease Over Three Times More Costly Than Smoking to the U.S. in 2009

Let’s declare war on cardiovascular disease!  Nah - it doesn’t have any oil….

Study Shows 1 in 25 Deaths Worldwide Attributable to Alcohol

That’s it - a war on alcohol!!!!  Right after the war on tobacco!