Prostate Baby Hearts Withholding Stimulus Sex from Human-Animal Hybrids and the Bilderbergers

THE EVENING IN HEALTH

Scientists have found a new way to assess whether prostate cancer is aggressive.

If the doctor’s finger doesn’t come back, it’s aggressive.

Folic acid ‘protects baby hearts’

It also keeps them nice and tender….

Aberdeen Royal Infirmary becomes the first in Europe to remove a spleen using a “virtually scarless” technique..

They reached down through the nostrils.

A Kenyan man sues activists who urged women to deny their partners sex for a week as a political protest.

Sue them?  No, flog them.

THE LAND OF THE DIM

Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free

Bless him.  He must work with me.

A QUIET EVIL

Panel Votes to Outlaw Human-Animal Hybrids

Cheney remains silent.

ECONOMICS LESSON

Where is your stimulus money going?

It sure as hell isn’t going to you, sucker.

SURVEILLANCE LESSON

Electronic Police States Defined and Ranked

GROUPS THAT `DON’T EXIST’

This year is Greece’s turn to host the Bilderbergers, a 140-person group of very wealthy and powerful individuals who are busy deciding parts of your future.  Hillary Clinton is a Bilderberger, as is most of the Obama cabinet.

PROOF OF A LOVING HUMANITY

Survivors of a Nazi death camp were shot at and abused as they gathered to remember their liberation. Masked neo-Nazi thugs screamed ‘Heil Hitler!’ and ‘This way for the gas!’

Heartwarming, isn’t it?

IT’S THE CHURCH AGAIN, DEAR

In a move that caught everyone by surprise, the Catholic Church has criticized Angels & Demons, Dan Brown’s sequel to The DaVinci Code.

The Catholic Church spends so much time being upset that it’s a wonder it has time to pray.

SERIOUS 9-11 FALLOUT

Take a picture of an ATM - go to jail!

It’s for the children.

TODAY’S MEGA-HAPPY NEWS

The deficit will top $1.8 trillion this year and Social Security and Medicare are failing faster than expected.

Go ahead - top that.